Effective immediately, former CEO Jeff Suffolk is stepping down from his current position and will no longer be involved in day to day operations.
When asked why he would be stepping down, Suffolk replied “After watching The Big Lebowski for the 287th time, I have decided to spend more time channeling my inner-Dude.”
In his place, Mr. Suffolk has named Woodrow “The Dude” Movement as the new Human Movement CEO.
In an interview, Woodrow mentioned his first order of business as HMM CEO is to “…take all of the 2013 profits to Vegas and put them all on black.”
He brings little leadership experience.
Oh yeah. April Fools.