Q: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?:
A: Woodrow Danger Movement
I gave myself the middle name after a 3 day cotton candy bender at Disney Land.
Q: IS YOUR NAME REALLY WOODROW, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
A: Listen buddy, I didn’t come up with my name…that’s all the rents! Call me Woodrow and I will cut you! I go by ‘Woody’, but my friends all call me ‘The Dude’. Age?…I haven’t counted my rings in a while, so I’m not real sure.
Q: YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU “THE DUDE?”
A: Yeah man! My dad was the ‘7’ pin in the movie The Big Lebowski. I grew up watching it instead of cartoons, so needless to say I can quote the movie word-for-word. And yes, the dude abides!
Q: SO DO YOU WORK FOR HUMAN MOVEMENT?
A: No, Human Movement works for me! I travel the country on their dime. While the crew is out setting up events, I sneak away and take pictures of myself doing cool s#!t.
Q: WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?
A: I love to jet ski, I’m an awesome swimmer, whittling…as sadistic as that may seem, and most of all, as we call it around the office, getting “water-logged” on adult beverages.
Q: SO TELL US SOME OF YOUR FAVORITES… FOOD, BOOKS, ETC?
A: I could eat pancakes drenched in maple syrup all day. Call me sappy, but my favorite read is ‘The Notebook’…it gets me every time. My favorite beer is the next one, and I prefer my John Daniels on the rocks.
Q: DON’T YOU MEAN ‘JACK’ DANIELS?
A: He may be Jack to you, but when you’ve known him as long as I have…
Q: WOW. OKAY…
A: It’s a joke dillhole
Q: WELL IT’S BEEN A PLEASURE, DUDE. ANY DEPARTING WORDS OF WISDOM?
A: The rug really tied the room together.